The Mom Jeans are back! This time they are battling the heat called Menopause! Lyrics Gangsters Wangsters Up in da club checking me out as I sip on some diet rite, outta sight, we party all night! Everybody wants all of my loving can’t bake no buns! I got no oven! pop lock tootsi roll, mashpotato, docy doe! My vagina flew away then her boobies fell off i’ve lost my lady cave shes putting men on pause! Menopause, menopause I put men on pause! my vagina flew away and my boobies fell of Menopause, menopause I put men on pause! It’s a bird! it’s a plane! It’s my lady cave! I got no periods in my trunk so I take boniva once a month Your bones are gonna break you can’t remember everyday! The teenage boy’s still come to my door they want my treats, but I got no more! Pancakes you can never fix! Got no eggs, eat some trix! Menopause, menopause I put men on pause! my vagina flew away and my boobies fell of Menopause, menopause I put men on pause! It’s a bird! it’s a plane! It’s my lady cave! I hate to have to say but this really really sucks and now I’m going to say that I’m totally utterly Fuuuuuuu fudgesicle, fudgesicle I laid a fudgesicle in my pants before I dance, I have to change my underpants! fudgesicle, fudgesicle I laid a fudgesicle in my pants stain stain go away come again some other day! Menopause, menopause I put men on pause! my vagina flew away and my boobies fell of Menopause, menopause I put men on pause! It’s a bird! it’s a plane! It’s my lady cave!
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With poignant humor and a bold attitude reminiscent of the BITCH book series, NOT GUILTY BY REASON OF MENOPAUSE by Leigh Anne Jasheway-Bryant discusses the lighter (and hopefully, cooler) side of menopause. Laugh-out-loud sayings accompany retro photographs in this lightweight gift book, which also doubles as a fan. When women of a certain age know the calcium content of a pitcher of piƱa coladas and can pick out their colon in a line-up, they deserve to have what this book delivers: a little black dress made of terry cloth, antiperspirant in six packs, and a personal towel boy. Visit www.TenSpeed.com for more humor books!
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Popular television and movie actress Suzanne Somers speaks on the subject of bioidentical hormone replacement therapy for the alleviation of menopause, a cutting edge medical protocol she has personally experienced. Filmed at the 15th annual American Academy of Anti-Aging Medicine World Congress December 11, 2007.
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In high school, it suddenly hit me. I constantly asked that question to some of my friends. Some said yes, others said no.
So would starting my period early mean I will start menopause early?
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