With poignant humor and a bold attitude reminiscent of the BITCH book series, NOT GUILTY BY REASON OF MENOPAUSE by Leigh Anne Jasheway-Bryant discusses the lighter (and hopefully, cooler) side of menopause. Laugh-out-loud sayings accompany retro photographs in this lightweight gift book, which also doubles as a fan. When women of a certain age know the calcium content of a pitcher of piña coladas and can pick out their colon in a line-up, they deserve to have what this book delivers: a little black dress made of terry cloth, antiperspirant in six packs, and a personal towel boy. Visit www.TenSpeed.com for more humor books!

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